This is the scariest week ever (for me). It was my last first day as an undergraduate, the beginning of my honours project, the referendum and my last day at my job. Can I hide under my bed for the next month or so please.
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.